Elder Scrolls Skyrim MAMMOTHS! 3DS Launch Details! Final Fantasy XIII-2 Revealed! – Destructoid


DESTRUCTOID 0041 Holy chainsaw guns, we’ve got a ton of news for you today! More details creeped out about Elder Scrolls Skyrim, including some promising news about NPC intelligence and wooly fucking mammoths, we finally got a date (March 25th in UK, March 27th in USA) and a price ($250) for the 3DS, AND Final Fantasy XIII-2 got officially announced and trailer’d. Furthermore, we figured out why Portal 2 on PS3 is the best version, shifted our rant-gammaray from CliffyB to David Cage, and laughed about Germany censoring Dead Space 2. Yes, there was a lot to talk about today folks, but not so much that we didn’t get to bask in the glory of your voicemails (that number again is 775-55-DTOID). Also, we’re doing a livestream on Monday! Let us know in the comments what games you want us to chat about. Story #1 – More Elder Scrolls Skyrim details revealed: www.destructoid.com No new gameplay footage, but we learned about NPCs, the Creation Engine, and wooly fucking mammoths. Story #2 – Kongregate brings 300 games to the android…before it doesn’t: www.destructoid.com Kongregate DID bring a ton of flash games to Android, but got nixed from the Market by Google. Story #3 – Heavy Rain developer David Cage says stupid things: www.destructoid.com Including a bit about how Heavy Rain has made games a more meaningful medium. Story #4 – 3DS launch details revealed: www.destructoid.com March 27 in the USA, March 25th in the UK. $250. What’s parallax 3d goodness worth to you? Story #5

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  1. bluebarrier Says:

    He has a mac? +10 liking :p

  2. kridons Says:

    3:39 ME!

  3. spiderman7885 Says:

    lol “hey i ordered a pizza let me see my watch YESTERDAY” cant stop watching tht part

  4. BerticusTheAlmighty Says:

    she looks abit like scarlett johansson

  5. TheTyrellclay Says:

    Tara Long can get the shlong….

  6. anoob100 Says:

    This just in you can now punch max in the face in gears of war 3.
    lol

  7. Greenclw Says:

    Skyrim is THE ONLY reason I watch this funny show

  8. AkAce305 Says:

    We want skyrim and nothing else…

  9. exocd Says:

    0:15 is a photo niedzica (poland)

  10. Vaancurtis666 Says:

    I don’t like cliff ether. He’s just a asshole

  11. supah1337B Says:

    @xeinkolt Furry fuckin’ elephants ahha

  12. lukethebigmanking Says:

    @DTOID Lol Cliffy B is friends with Joe Rogan, and Joe Rogan is way more badass then anyone you know Max. I think Cliffy would kick your ass. Also how many games have you created? Thats what I thought.

  13. lukethebigmanking Says:

    Make that 11 people.

  14. greatrulo Says:

    @AnvilAlex hahahaha. his boss would punch him in the face every morning then, of course we don’t want that…

  15. xeinkolt Says:

    Mammy wooloths.

  16. Dwalimz Says:

    I hope in skyrim you can pick anything up and hit someone with it. That way it would be more real someone starts fighting you and they pick a rock up and smash it in ur face.

  17. iConvalescence Says:

    A female gamer and a fairly good looking male gamer…wow!

  18. crazyassassinkill Says:

    @mipster132 yeh lol go babe

  19. Spiritfox06 Says:

    SHUT UP! More about Skyrim! =D lol

  20. mipster132 Says:

    For some reason I’m getting a vibe that chick really actually wants to punch him in the face so do I……

  21. SnoweyMan111 Says:

    Woah woah woah. Did i just miss the ads somehow or are EA so stupid that they think that ANYONE watching this havn’t heard about brotherhood already? It’s like CNN with an adbreak about Fox news.

    (I chose FOX as they’re clearly not a serious news station, and EA seems a lil bit trolly here.)

  22. SnoweyMan111 Says:

    @joshodst This one has the personallity though.

  23. joshodst Says:

    @CoyeTWilliamson meh.. seen better from a ”girl next door” than that girl.

  24. T2xx Says:

    @reaper042196 What?

  25. 420Hempking Says:

    titties in my faceeeeeeeeee

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